How to Snag Yourself a Free VPS or RDP: The Not-Boring Version
Alright, let’s get real—servers are expensive, your wallet’s probably crying, and you just wanna run Minecraft or do some remote magic *without* selling a kidney. I got you. Here’s my streetwise guide to getting free VPS (Virtual Private Servers) or RDP (Remote Desktop Protocol) hookups. No nonsense, just the shortcuts.
**1. Google Cloud Free Tier: Ramen Noodles Budget, Billionaire Servers**
You’ll need:
- A Google account (easy, unless you’re living in the stone age)
- A “valid” payment method (sure, a real card or try a Yandex VCC if you’re spicy)
Here’s the trick:
- Head to the Google Cloud freebie page.
- Sign up, hand over your info, bite the bullet and give them payment details (they won’t charge unless you *really* screw up).
- Boom, $300 in credits—enough to summon a monster VPS (think, up to 32 cores if you don’t mind burning your credits fast).
**2. Turbo.net: Almost Instant RDP**
- Go to turbo.net.
- Make an account (pro-tip: burner email works in a pinch).
- Pick a program (like Chrome—hey, why not).
- Bam, you’ve got yourself a free RDP session. It’s kinda like borrowing someone’s PC for a hot minute.
**3. VPS Server’s “Gimme a Test Drive”**
- Slide over to VPS Server (just Google it).
- Register, click the annoying email verification link.
- Pick your OS—classic Windows Server or play it cool with Ubuntu.
- Wait 30 mins (go make a sandwich).
- Credentials will show up in your control panel. Remote desktop access is yours. Easy.
**4. EUserv “Forever Free” VPS (Well, Technically)**
- Apply for the “BackupHD Classic Free” plan at EUserv.
- Hop into the client panel to confirm you exist.
- Wait a few hours (yeah, they’re slow—it’s free, what’d you expect?).
- Once the contract’s processed, poke around: “Advancement and Test-Center,” then chase down “Requested Cooperation” under CBCI Closed Beta.
- When they finally approve you, you get setup powers. Not bad for zero bucks—even if the backup space is kinda tiny.
**5. ServerOffer.lt: The Freebie Scavenger Hunt**
- Browse serveroffer.lt till some pop-up begs you for attention (pro tip, show a little patience—or a Gyazo screenshot).
- Be nice (seriously—polite works).
- Ask for your dream machine (VDS-10, VDS-3, even VDS-4—just throw darts).
- “Sign up” using fake info (fakenamegenerator.com is your bestie).
- Debian 9's a good pick if you want every drop of power.
- Watch your inbox. Details hit in about 5 minutes (sometimes they’re fast, sometimes not).
**6. DigitalOcean: Promo Code Treasure Chest**
Bring:
- A VCC (virtual credit card) with enough to pass the sniff test
- More fake info (again, fakenamegenerator.com saves the day)
Hack it:
- Sign up at DigitalOcean.
- When entering billing, *don’t* miss “Have a Promo Code?”
- Plug in stuff like DOPRODUCT15 for $15 credits, stack with the usual $10 if you can, maybe more with multiple codes. Go wild.
- Credentials work? Great. If not, play the tech support game—it works more than you think.
- Do it right, you’re coasting for months on the cheapo $5/mo servers.
**7. HokoCloud: Free Server Mirage**
- Get on HokoCloud and register.
- Verify via email (yes, another one).
- Hit the “VPS” tab and pick whatever free plan you see (Plan 6’s the usual go-to).
- Play with “Rule 1” and “Rule 5” options even if you’re not sure why (just trust me).
- Pick a server location—close to home, go wild, your call.
- Wait for setup, then enjoy your free VPS. You did it!
And there it is. No magic, just the real grind. Don’t be a jerk and abuse stuff—karma’s a thing and hey, you want these places around next month too, right? Enjoy your new digital playground!
Alright, let’s get real—servers are expensive, your wallet’s probably crying, and you just wanna run Minecraft or do some remote magic *without* selling a kidney. I got you. Here’s my streetwise guide to getting free VPS (Virtual Private Servers) or RDP (Remote Desktop Protocol) hookups. No nonsense, just the shortcuts.
**1. Google Cloud Free Tier: Ramen Noodles Budget, Billionaire Servers**
You’ll need:
- A Google account (easy, unless you’re living in the stone age)
- A “valid” payment method (sure, a real card or try a Yandex VCC if you’re spicy)
Here’s the trick:
- Head to the Google Cloud freebie page.
- Sign up, hand over your info, bite the bullet and give them payment details (they won’t charge unless you *really* screw up).
- Boom, $300 in credits—enough to summon a monster VPS (think, up to 32 cores if you don’t mind burning your credits fast).
**2. Turbo.net: Almost Instant RDP**
- Go to turbo.net.
- Make an account (pro-tip: burner email works in a pinch).
- Pick a program (like Chrome—hey, why not).
- Bam, you’ve got yourself a free RDP session. It’s kinda like borrowing someone’s PC for a hot minute.
**3. VPS Server’s “Gimme a Test Drive”**
- Slide over to VPS Server (just Google it).
- Register, click the annoying email verification link.
- Pick your OS—classic Windows Server or play it cool with Ubuntu.
- Wait 30 mins (go make a sandwich).
- Credentials will show up in your control panel. Remote desktop access is yours. Easy.
**4. EUserv “Forever Free” VPS (Well, Technically)**
- Apply for the “BackupHD Classic Free” plan at EUserv.
- Hop into the client panel to confirm you exist.
- Wait a few hours (yeah, they’re slow—it’s free, what’d you expect?).
- Once the contract’s processed, poke around: “Advancement and Test-Center,” then chase down “Requested Cooperation” under CBCI Closed Beta.
- When they finally approve you, you get setup powers. Not bad for zero bucks—even if the backup space is kinda tiny.
**5. ServerOffer.lt: The Freebie Scavenger Hunt**
- Browse serveroffer.lt till some pop-up begs you for attention (pro tip, show a little patience—or a Gyazo screenshot).
- Be nice (seriously—polite works).
- Ask for your dream machine (VDS-10, VDS-3, even VDS-4—just throw darts).
- “Sign up” using fake info (fakenamegenerator.com is your bestie).
- Debian 9's a good pick if you want every drop of power.
- Watch your inbox. Details hit in about 5 minutes (sometimes they’re fast, sometimes not).
**6. DigitalOcean: Promo Code Treasure Chest**
Bring:
- A VCC (virtual credit card) with enough to pass the sniff test
- More fake info (again, fakenamegenerator.com saves the day)
Hack it:
- Sign up at DigitalOcean.
- When entering billing, *don’t* miss “Have a Promo Code?”
- Plug in stuff like DOPRODUCT15 for $15 credits, stack with the usual $10 if you can, maybe more with multiple codes. Go wild.
- Credentials work? Great. If not, play the tech support game—it works more than you think.
- Do it right, you’re coasting for months on the cheapo $5/mo servers.
**7. HokoCloud: Free Server Mirage**
- Get on HokoCloud and register.
- Verify via email (yes, another one).
- Hit the “VPS” tab and pick whatever free plan you see (Plan 6’s the usual go-to).
- Play with “Rule 1” and “Rule 5” options even if you’re not sure why (just trust me).
- Pick a server location—close to home, go wild, your call.
- Wait for setup, then enjoy your free VPS. You did it!
And there it is. No magic, just the real grind. Don’t be a jerk and abuse stuff—karma’s a thing and hey, you want these places around next month too, right? Enjoy your new digital playground!