Alright, here’s the real-talk version:
How to Get Rolling with Wunder Carpool (a.k.a. The Sneaky Guide)
What You’ll Need
- VPN – pick your poison, just make sure it lets you tele-hop into India
- A Visa card that doesn’t play by the rules (Non-VBV, for you nerds)
- Some sketchy virtual phone number (nobody uses their real one, c’mon)
Okay, here’s the magic:
1. Fire up your VPN and slap that thing onto any Indian city. Mumbai, Delhi, doesn’t matter—just look like you belong.
2. Download Wunder Carpool and get it installed. Might need to side-load, who knows with app stores these days.
3. Make yourself an account. Use that burner phone number. Why? Because you don’t want spam on your real one when this all goes sideways.
4. KYC time. Yeah, that “know your customer” thing. They’ll want a face-pic and some nonsense about who you are. You can use any random spam ID service floating around out there. Target about 80% done—it’s usually enough, and full completion is a pain.
5. Add some money:
- Dive into “Wallet.”
- Find “Top-Up.” Easy.
- Hook up that not-so-legit Visa or MasterCard.
- Throw on up to ₹5000. Don’t get greedy, stay under the radar.
6. Grabbing your money:
- In Wallet, hit up “Withdraw.”
- Pick Paytm withdrawal. That sends your cash straight to your Paytm, like magic (if magic included a slight sense of illegality).
That’s it. Quick, dirty, and (hopefully) painless. Don’t blame me if you get locked out—this is for educational purposes only, right?
How to Get Rolling with Wunder Carpool (a.k.a. The Sneaky Guide)
What You’ll Need
- VPN – pick your poison, just make sure it lets you tele-hop into India
- A Visa card that doesn’t play by the rules (Non-VBV, for you nerds)
- Some sketchy virtual phone number (nobody uses their real one, c’mon)
Okay, here’s the magic:
1. Fire up your VPN and slap that thing onto any Indian city. Mumbai, Delhi, doesn’t matter—just look like you belong.
2. Download Wunder Carpool and get it installed. Might need to side-load, who knows with app stores these days.
3. Make yourself an account. Use that burner phone number. Why? Because you don’t want spam on your real one when this all goes sideways.
4. KYC time. Yeah, that “know your customer” thing. They’ll want a face-pic and some nonsense about who you are. You can use any random spam ID service floating around out there. Target about 80% done—it’s usually enough, and full completion is a pain.
5. Add some money:
- Dive into “Wallet.”
- Find “Top-Up.” Easy.
- Hook up that not-so-legit Visa or MasterCard.
- Throw on up to ₹5000. Don’t get greedy, stay under the radar.
6. Grabbing your money:
- In Wallet, hit up “Withdraw.”
- Pick Paytm withdrawal. That sends your cash straight to your Paytm, like magic (if magic included a slight sense of illegality).
That’s it. Quick, dirty, and (hopefully) painless. Don’t blame me if you get locked out—this is for educational purposes only, right?